Welcome to Our House

When you arrive at my house you need to mind your step there is danger everywhere. When you come up the walk there is likely to be a bicycle on the sidewalk. As you come in the front door you need to lookout for the dozen pair of shoes all over by the front door. If you make it passed the shoes you will more than likely be force to step over a back pack or two. If you would like to set down your things so you could take off your shoes- think again; the table is covered with papers, all sorts of papers, school papers, art projects, books, magazines, and mail. Then there will be a jacket in every chair so there will be nowhere to sit to remove your shoes- so never mind just leave them on.
If you need to use the restroom while you are here you could practice soccer while you wash up, because someone has left their soccer ball in bathroom. When you come through the kitchen you will be happy you left your shoes on because ‘Not Me’ spilled cereal in the floor and didn’t sweep it up. As you descend the stairs to the family room you will find an arsenal of Nerf darts from the recent war and the wreckage of the Millennium Falcon in the family room. If you dare to look into the toy room you will find the carnage of another Nerf war annihilating an army of Barbie’s and footless Brats. Now have seat but look out for the baseball and the remote control. Congratulations you survived. Welcome to our house.